July232014

erkyterky:

bucketofboners:

Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.

WTF

(via rollin-withthe-homies)

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wigwams:

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HOOPLA

(Source: wigwams, via rollin-withthe-homies)

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m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

housewifeswag:

gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

and free healthcare 

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

(via feminaut)

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feminaut:

aka one of many birth control methods

feminaut:

aka one of many birth control methods

(Source: taylorandtiffany)

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rollin-withthe-homies:

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

Two in the pink…

rollin-withthe-homies:

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

Two in the pink…

(Source: gotitforcheap)

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freshest-tittymilk:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

When I was injured, I told he delivery guy (also Domino’s) that I couldn’t move fast, so I would leave the door open and the money on the bench by the door… He did more than that. He came in, shouted for me, asked where I was, and BROUGHT THE PIZZA UPSTAIRS TO ME (I was sitting partway down the stairs making my way down)
Tbh one could only do that if you really know your local Domino’s, lol… But they’re really chill and often know i make late orders

freshest-tittymilk:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

When I was injured, I told he delivery guy (also Domino’s) that I couldn’t move fast, so I would leave the door open and the money on the bench by the door… He did more than that. He came in, shouted for me, asked where I was, and BROUGHT THE PIZZA UPSTAIRS TO ME (I was sitting partway down the stairs making my way down)

Tbh one could only do that if you really know your local Domino’s, lol… But they’re really chill and often know i make late orders

(via rollin-withthe-homies)

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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